When life gives you lemons…you roundhouse kick it in the face, and say “I don’t want lemons, I’m more of an apples kind of guy!”
Then you take a big bite out of a juicy apple, and ask
“How do you like them apples?”
Then you do that fake punch thing, and wait for life to flinch!
Next you say “That’s what I thought!”
Now you slowly walk away & smile.
You just owned your life!
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